Now that his trusty manservant Horatio Cornblower has exerted himself to get this blog up and running, that Continental playboy of immense taste and distinction known as Gunter Sacks, who has been hailed as a unique hybrid of Cass Pennant and Gabriele D’Annunzio, will deign to regularly display his erudition on these pages.
You have been warned.
The Eastern Terraces 
Enter the necessity for a thesaurus.
LOL….I remember how somebody once dissed El-P as a “fat kid with a thesaurus”